Lappy

The feeling of being content and happy with one's own presence and current conditions. It is a self-satisfaction state of being that could be viewed as loneliness. However, the individual does not feel lonely or isolated when surrounded by others, but in fact, prefers to be alone. An individual who describes themselves as lappy much enjoys in basking in their own presence rather than in others'. This is in no way a form of egotistical behavior or a narcissistic activity but rather a brief break from reality to find pleasure in one's own existence. It could be seen as rude to some and a sign of concern for others but that is not necessarily the case as the individual who is lappy is just enjoying some very much sought out alone time. As with any type of feeling, lappy can occur at any time or any place if the environmental conditions induce such a feeling or the individual tries to evoke and embrace the feeling itself. The feeling is very self-reflective and internally driven as it is a way for a person to be joyous with themselves.

Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with that dude over there?
Guy 2: Nothing
Guy 1: He's sitting by himself.
Guy 2: He like being alone, makes him happy. He calls it lappy or something.

by NamesAreHard August 31, 2018

Lappy

A short form for a laptop. Used a lot by casual people.

Alright, do you wanna come and fix up my Lappy

by Renu18 June 18, 2021

Lappy

A nickname used for the last name 'Lapp', usually implies sexiness and a huge shlong. Very intimate partner, great for one time hook-ups.

My friend Lappy here is gay as fuck, and I don't care, lets hook up.

by Lappy's BF December 15, 2022

Lappy

Slang for “Lap Band Surgery”

Plural: Lappies

Lap band surgery is used to help someone lose weight. It involves putting a ring around the top part of the stomach. The ring slows the entry of food to the main part of the stomach and the person feels full after eating only a small amount of food.

Dr Kim - “I’ve got a private lappy booked today, need to book my airfares to Japan next week and I only fly business - can’t wait to hit the POW”

by Therealman445 July 24, 2023

lappy crappy

1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.

"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."

by xBrooksiex March 17, 2008

lappy camper

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.

Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.

by Fredo's da bomb! September 30, 2003

lappy 486

Lappy 486- strong bads new laptop here are the specs

2mb hard drive
a portable 42lb
5min battery life
512k ram

o man you need a new lappy 486 its so light and fast.

by jake k November 29, 2004