Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up

Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes

by christianh.14 April 27, 2021

Laptip

Laptip is when a girl (or dude)l sits on a guy's lap and the guy gets a boner and she (or he) moves around on his tip and he cums.

Darryl: Hey Jimmy Jr. whats on your jeans?
Jimmy Jr: Tina just laptipped me.

by Charlie Fitz December 23, 2014

lapidot

Lapidot is a popular ship contributed to Steven Universe and is a pearing of Lapis Lazuli and Peridot from the famous Cartoon Network show Steven Universe.

Shipper:OMG!!! Lapidot is my fav ship!!
Person:OMG!! Me toooo!!!!

Both:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *fangirling intensifies*

by Lapisfoxy45 June 17, 2017

leo laporte

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

laptizzle

Comes from Chad Muska when hes talking about his laptop computer

This is my Laptizzle my nizzle

by stradam November 25, 2003

Lapis Lazuli

Sexiest Gem in Steven Universe

She was trapped in a mirror
And it couldn't be clearer »
She wanted to leave this place
And get herself back in space »
And Dad, you might think she's a criminal »
But her friendship comes through subliminal »
Lapis Lazuli, you fled into the bottom of the sea »
Lapis Lazuli, you were so mad, but then you came around to me »

by 74M3NUMB3RS October 16, 2019

Lapai mi kura

Lapai mi kura is a common response in Bulgaria, representing agreement

John: Hey, Ivan do you want to go to the park.
Ivan: Lapai mi kura.

by Shaggy_bg November 21, 2018