etheopian landmine

When you shit on someones chest and slap it as hard as u can

I gave my bitch a good etheopian landmine

by Fuckyourmumhard May 7, 2018

mexican landmine

Stepping on a the cap from a beer bottle with bare feet, typically occurs on beaches and inside of fraternity houses

Tim: "Shit! I need a band-aid"
Josh: "Mexican landmine get ya'?"

by Special Tim October 2, 2010

japanese landmine

When someone shits on ones chest as a symbol of honor, then proceeds to violently slap the shit.

Darling would you like a Japanese Landmine

I sure would bitch

by Garry Barloo January 27, 2014

veitnamese landmine

When you shit on someone's chest and smack it, causing it to explode over the whole room

Please shit on my chest because i love getting a veitnamese landmine baby

by Its Novaaaa November 14, 2014

Landmine

A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.

Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade

by JamesAsset July 30, 2010

The Landmine

Where one sticks there fist in a sexual orifice of another being and proceeds to open the fist suddenly in an explosion-like movement.

"This girl told me I couldn't finger for shit so I gave her the landmine and she hasn't walked right for days!."

by Gordan P. February 2, 2007

Landmine

A lego

Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I STEPPED ON A LANDMINE!
Girl: Dude, thats a lego. If it was a landmine, you'd be dead by now.
Guy: IT'S A FUCKING LEGO YOU SKINNY ASS LANDMINE

by Corey the best Definer July 20, 2016