Lamproe

1. A clan of amazing, creative, funny people that have come from all over the world. Mostly Canada.
2. The surname taken by family members of the infamous Jesse James Lowry when in hiding from those who wanted him dead.
3. Some of the biggest stoners in the world.

"You're a Lamproe? Here we go again..."

"Lamproe, eh? Related to Jesse James?"

"Your last name's Lamproe?? Your dad grew some of the dankest pot around back in my day!"

by denmadehtfoneewk October 20, 2008

Lamppost

Basically me and every other introvert who can't keep a conversation alive and ends up making the situation awkward. (Small talk -1/10)

Bill: "Damn Joe, you're a real lamppost when it comes to small talk."

by HavingSoMuchFun November 28, 2016

lamppost

An L shaped arrangment of Rizla commonly used in the construction of a bifta.

"Do you want to make a lamppost"

by europiss November 27, 2005

lamppost mod

The process of modifying your car by smashing it into a light post. Can cause injury.

Dude, did you hear how David lamppost modded his truck?
Yeah, it was pretty sick.

by B-rakeofficial May 3, 2017

lampost lady

a lady that believes she is a lamppost. she has wanted to be one forever and can finally be one

omg have you seen her. she’s the lampost lady!

by WillowCrystal April 22, 2022

irish lamppost

When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

lampoose

The act of tucking a male's junk (aka twig 'n berries) down, up, and under with the ultimate goal of completely hiding said junk from any discernible bulge in the frontal region of his swimsuit area.

Deeeeeeeaaaaaaam! Look at that guy over there by the lazy river pool! You literally can't see any wein-bulge at all. He must have lampoosed.

by Meng Trondson August 30, 2009