Laguna Beach

A show on MTV that single-handedly ruined our generation.
person 1: did you see laguna beach last night!?

Person 2: No, I have a life

person 1: Oh, yeah, sorry i forgot, im so stupid and brain-washed from that show!

Person 2: You're a Dumbass!!!!!

Person 1: i know...
by MiSs MiCheLLe October 06, 2006
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Laguna Beach

The gayest most senceless piece of shit on "television" today
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #1: "Hey! How would you like to slit the throat and fuck the holes of millions of teens all over America!!?"
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #2:"I'd love to! But how can we pull that off again? It seems like we have done that so many times before, i can't see how today's youth will subject themselves to more of our dilapidated excrement we throw at them."
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #1:"Here is my idea. We take a group of the most dim-witted, egomaniacal teens, (who would probably hate us both) put them on the sunny beaches of california, and see what tom-foolery they can get into!"
~Starbucks pseudo-intellect MTV executive #2:"Brilliant! we can call it Laguna Beach!"
by sadmafioso611 September 08, 2005
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Laguna Beach

A place where upper class white people surf and monitor property values
Hey Denny, I simply dig those gouch Laguna Beach waves.
by Sean Gates March 10, 2003
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Laguna Beach

An addicting show that is designed to make the viewer intrigued and feel ugly. Opens the door to a surreal life of beautiful people, lanscape, and wealth.
For drama in Laguna Beach, just add water.
by KJords July 18, 2006
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Laguna Beach

A place full of people who think they're cooler than everyone else because there's a cheesy MTV show about their town. Laguna Beach residents also like referring to people that they know on the show or pointing out parts of the show that aren't totally accurate because they think that the rest of the country cares about their stupid little town.
Laguna Beacher: Yea Lauren and Kristen from Laguna Beach were in my class in 2nd grade. I went out with both of them.

Other Person: I don't give a fuck. MTV is for losers and middle-aged fags who wish they were teenagers again.
by NeutralResource May 24, 2005
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Laguna Beach

1. A beach town in Orange County, California.

2. Home.

3. According to the Travel Channel, the Best All-Around Beach Town of 2005.

4. A show on MTV.

5. A haven for the Arts. For example, Home of the Pageant of the Masters.

6. Home of the Wyland World Headquarters.
I saw Laguna Beach on MTV and the Travel Channel, and I want to go there to see the Pagent of the Masters and the Wyland Gallery!
by JNJ March 16, 2005
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Laguna Beach

A good reason why we should raise the riches taxes.
Laguna Beach is the perfect example of what happens when you don't tax them enough
by Syphilys August 20, 2006
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