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Grumpy Librarian

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.
Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.
by Carlofduty March 30, 2019
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Naughty Librarian

Hot ass chick that wears glasses. Usually defined as a woman that bears a hint of innocence to her look, but is without a doubt hotter than "MAGMA"
by Mattyboyee June 2, 2003
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Sexy Librarian

A girl who's the best catch around. Sexy, gorgeous, smart. A renaissance girl who is wanted by every guy.
Damn, Sharon sure is a Sexy Librarian.
by sirslappy69 June 3, 2011
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librarian

A librarian is a person who is trained to help you find whatever information you might be looking for. Many people have an outdated stereotype of a librarian as an unmarried middle-aged woman who only cares about keeping kids away from her dusty old books. The truth, however, is that librarians come in all shapes, sizes, genders and ages; more important, librarians today are trained in Web design, online research (believe it or not, there's far more out there besides Google and Wikipedia), networking, and the latest Web 2.0 technologies. Books are still a huge part of the job, but librarians these days know far more about technology than most people, and are taught exactly how to use it to help you find what you need.
"The teacher loved my essay about World War I, but I would never have found all that stuff about it if I hadn't asked the librarian for help."
by brianeisley January 4, 2009
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sexy librarian

To have very attractive features (usually the face) accentuated by "librarian-esque " glasses. Women who are sexy librarians don't have to work at libraries but they, at times, tend to be shy about their looks thereby adding to the "sexylibrarian" stature.
Alonso : Dude, Lisa's a Sexy Librarian because she gots a fine face, body and those glasses. But she denies it.
Jose: Yeah man she sure is. Can you believe she actually used to work at a Library?? I'd squank her. Just thinking of her makes me need a shanky.
by Lurias_S January 24, 2007
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Labraman

This is a breed of dog. Two very common dog breeds: The Labrador and Doberman, when bred together, make a Labraman.

This breed is exceptionally beautiful, intelligent, friendly, loyal and possessive.

The breed was named on January 20, 2010, when "Cocoa" was adopted from a shelter and brought to the vets for the first time, knowing she had both a lab and dobeman for "parents", the breed "Labraman" was named.
Cocoa is a beautiful chocolate Labraman. The result of having a red doberman parent and a chocolate lab parent makes her one beautiful and unusual looking dog!
by danadana June 23, 2014
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latarian

seven year old hood-rats who steal their grandma's car & go for joyrides.
dang, that kid just pulled a 'latarian'!! she stole her papa's car & went teepeeing all over the hood!
by lakni May 6, 2008
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