labonging

to delay; waste time

Jenn is labonging again in the office while we all wait for her to leave with us to get food.

by Pondblue March 3, 2011

Goo Lagoon

When a guy cums on a girls stomach and the cum fills up the girls belly button.

"I pulled out and gave her a Goo Lagoon last night."

by YdgTheGooLagoon November 28, 2011

Blue Lagoon Syndrome

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation

A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"

by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008

lagoon

shenanigans

"We totally lagooned Toby with that blow up sheep on his doorstep! Hope he doesn't call the police!"

by cuntfuckll February 16, 2009

Lagoon monster

A hideous and disgusting person

Those people all look like Lagoon Monsters!

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022

The lady in the white lagoon

A group of men, circled around a girl jerking off and the last one to cum has to have sex with her with the cum from everyone else still on.

It started as a game of frosty the snowman than quickly turned into the lady in the white lagoon.

by The lady in the white lagoon December 30, 2014

Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.

Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon

by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008