lowiti 

The bringer of agony. The one who causes everyone to suffer just from his presence alone, bringing constant and neverending pain. An absolute pain in the ass.

Oh my god, he's such a lowiti.
I'm going to have to kill myself before this lowiti drops by

lowiti by Comedymaster492 August 27, 2021

Lowiessen 

A Lowiessen is a fat person from the Netherlands.
He likes to eat lots of hamburgers and goes to the Burger-King a lot.
You can also recognise a Lowiessen by the way he rides his bike, he looks like a drunk man with incredible speed for someone who is as fat as he is.

OMG that Lowiessen ordered just 15 meals today
FFS duud.. thats nothing

Lowiessen by Zero-G October 15, 2005

lowlights 

The opposite of "highlights." Terminology used in hair-coloring.

lowlights by Anonymous March 4, 2003

loligagger 

1) a male who, while recieving oral sex, will push his dick into the throat of a loli (Lolita)

2) one who practices loligagging

Boy1: I made the loli choke on my dick last night.
Boy2: You are such a loligagger

loligagger by LolitaNymph February 8, 2010

be-lowie 

a lowie from the school grade below

Year 10 guy: 'I hooked in with the sluttiest year 9 jail bait last night'
Other Year 10 guy: 'You got a be-lowie!'

be-lowie by ImogenShotGun November 11, 2006

Loligarchy 

Any government run predominantly by little girls. Derived from the greek loligarchos, to obsess over Hannah Montana and anything else Disney spawns.
This type of government is characterised by major landmarks being painted pink, all boys being put to death on the grounds that they smell and the national anthem being written by either Hannah Montana or The Jonas Brothers.

Pedophilia is a capital offense regarded as worse than treason in such countries.

The opposite form of government to a loligarchy is a pedocracy, in which all executive and legislative power is handed over to Pedobear.

Plural, loligarchies.

In the documentary Borat, Borat Sagdiyev claims that all other countries other than Kazakhstan are run by little girls. Those would all be loligarchies.
The United Loligarchy of Disneyland is a small city state similar to the vatican run almost entirely by little girls who police the streets.

Loligarchy by Nagashidzuri November 3, 2009

Lowix 

A well-defined or satisfyingly sized penis.

"I'd sure like to shove my lowix into that babe!"

"Dude, I heard from Suzanny that Jordan has a lowix."

Lowix by Khrist March 20, 2008