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kyoto restaurant

A restaurant your Dad didn't take you to because he hates you.
My Dad didn't feed me, I'm actually starving. He took himself to the Kyoto Restaurant anyway though, and told me about it when he got back.
by Mr. Dailer August 23, 2016
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Hitomi Kyoto

Hitomi Kyoto is a 17 year old, Japanese highschooler from the popular game, Pjsekai. Also known as Colorful stage: featuring Hatsune Miku. She has pastel orange long hair, and brown eyes. She’s 5’4 her closest friends are An Shirashi, and Mizuki Akiyama. She’s a very soft spoken girl, and shes pretty optimistic. She has a younger sister named Rina Kyoto. Later on in the game, she eventually gets a lover named Tsukasa Tenma. The leader of the band WonderlandxShowtime.
“Who’s your favorite character from Pjsekai?”
“Hitomi Kyoto of course!!”
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Kyoto

Guaranteed a handsome young lad. Quite proficient in many things. Seems lazy but has assets and skills to do much more for the world. Usually the name of a Handsome Japanese / East Asian Man. Typically Tall sweet and understanding. Usually has issues expressing much things but at the same time is brutally to honest at some points.
Oh Wow Its Kyoto I hope he has an amazing day !!.

What did you expect? it's Kyoto, He is bound to win.
Difference Between God and Kyoto is that they're not Kyoto
by Kyoto.17 June 22, 2025
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Kyoto

He’s gay, has interests in politics. Loves to debate. Every girl wants him but he’s not interested. Him and his lover are the definition of the “hot queer couple”. (He’s definitely Asian)
Oh Kyoto yea he’s kinda zestyy
by 67blippyks December 21, 2025
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kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.
- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?
by beatrizzz November 11, 2020
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New Kyoto smell

This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.
Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.
by BDSBDL September 12, 2022
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