A sexy mf who knows what to do, when to do it, and a ball of confidence. He is great with the ladies, making them all wanna have his babies
Girl 1: You know that mf Kyoto?
Girl 2: No, who is he?
Girl 1: A sexy mf, I luv him
by Aprettymf February 22, 2022
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A restaurant your Dad didn't take you to because he hates you.
My Dad didn't feed me, I'm actually starving. He took himself to the Kyoto Restaurant anyway though, and told me about it when he got back.
by Mr. Dailer February 28, 2016
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This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.
Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.
by BDSBDL September 12, 2022
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Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.
- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?
by beatrizzz November 11, 2020
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A group of excommicado outlaws accused of severe crimes being hunted for money
Yo thats the Kyoto Overlords
by dbsweebo July 20, 2023
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