kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.

- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?

by beatrizzz November 11, 2020

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New Kyoto smell

This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.

Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.

by BDSBDL September 12, 2022

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Hitomi Kyoto

Hitomi Kyoto is a 17 year old, Japanese highschooler from the popular game, Pjsekai. Also known as Colorful stage: featuring Hatsune Miku. She has pastel orange long hair, and brown eyes. She’s 5’4 her closest friends are An Shirashi, and Mizuki Akiyama. She’s a very soft spoken girl, and shes pretty optimistic. She has a younger sister named Rina Kyoto. Later on in the game, she eventually gets a lover named Tsukasa Tenma. The leader of the band WonderlandxShowtime.

“Who’s your favorite character from Pjsekai?”
“Hitomi Kyoto of course!!”

by Seokjin is my spirit animal March 03, 2024

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kyoto snooping

putting a pole in your penis and pissing everywhere like a fountain

me and my ex hooked up again after a good night of kyoto snooping

by dumasshoe February 22, 2025

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Kyoto

A sexy mf who knows what to do, when to do it, and a ball of confidence. He is great with the ladies, making them all wanna have his babies

Girl 1: You know that mf Kyoto?
Girl 2: No, who is he?
Girl 1: A sexy mf, I luv him

by Aprettymf February 22, 2022

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big kyoto

Term coined by the exports of kyoto. If you know what 51 means, you will understand the context of it

So today they do this low volume drag down, tomorrow they will probably push it down a little bit more, then we bounce into the big Kyoto lift off

- E, Kyoto; circa August 2024

by Spadekin9 August 20, 2024

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