Konky Kiss

An unusually sloppy, wet kiss. About what you would expect from a St. Bernard but from a person.

Despite her protests to the contrary, she secretly liked the Konky Kiss.

by CupCakePants March 15, 2012

Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

KonkyDonk

An extremely sexy guy.

Girl 1: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "Yeah he's a real KonkyDonk."

by stevejonbob January 16, 2022

konky

one who acts in a retarded or sub-human nature; stupid

I refused to take that girl on a date because she acted pretty konky.

by camilla_hell February 10, 2004

konky

the feeling of being anxious for a sexual act.

"You make me konky baby"

by Lisandra October 22, 2006

konky joe

In the Bahamas this is the derogatory term for a honky or white guy.

Slang salutation... "Hey Konky Joe!"

by Todd October 27, 2003

konky-hole

A dwelling-place that is characterized by ceiling fan blades with thickly deposited dust. This dust can cause problems when attempting to clean.

Ma: Why didn't you use a wet rag to clean the fans?!
Pops: I dont live in this konky-hole!
Ma: Well why you f**kin' with it then?!

by Maxgm4 April 26, 2006