Kurtis

Kurtis is a druggy that hates his family and will compulsively lie to get his next fix. He's a joke to everyone he knows, hes a loser, and God wants to smite him in his socks. He cant build a paper plane but he will fly off to La-La land just to make a buck.

Everyone hates Kurtis.

by Insty May 24, 2019

Kurtis

The biggest Fucking clown there is
Ahahahaha

Kurtis = a clown

by Johnnyappleseed737282 November 7, 2019

Kurtis

A joke; quite possibly the biggest joke imaginable.

Something not to be taken seriously.

"Man, did you see that new policy administration put in place, what a kurtis. No one is gonna gonna follow that."

by FatMark December 29, 2019

Kurtis

A Kurtis is when somebody says a really obvious lie

Corey says"my blind neighbor drove me to school". Everyone says "stop commuting Kurtis"

by Unknown Unknown Unknown Unknow September 19, 2019

Kurtis

Sexy ass boy who you'd think is innocent but really is freakier than a stripper. Can't be trusted and doesn't really date. He is a heart breaker and flirts with every girl he sees

Oh my god. Kurtis, he's so hot but he's a bitchhhh

by yuhyuhyuhyuh March 2, 2018

Kurtis

A a lazy piece of crap that is also a bully to everyone

Oh hey I'm Kurtis today we're going to go to some random black kid and call him names

by Bryson 384 March 6, 2019

Kurtis

nigga

friend 1: yo look at that nigga
friend 2: it must be kurtis
friend 1: fo sho

by mrsuckdickman November 19, 2019