Kuntz

the hebrew definition of meme

did you see that dank kuntz i sent you?

by Thooth Barsh May 24, 2017

kenetzar

kenetzar is a fine ass mf who plays soccer although he’s very annoying when it comes to begging

kenetzar is a fine ass mf who plays soccer although he’s very annoying when it comes to begging

by carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr July 21, 2021

Kuetzpalin

Usually curly haired. A Kuetzpalin is commonly just named "Kuetz". Kuetzpalins tend to hate everything around them and always seek to make people see reason in social issues, sports and love. They can seem very bold and angry on the outside, but very deep down they are caring and kind. Once you become friends with a "Kuetz" you will notice imperfections in yourself that people did not dare to make you see. Blunt honesty can be offensive to some, but a Kuetz's intentions are meant to be insightful and introspective. Kuetzpalins come in short sizes, but don't let that misguide you of their alcoholic capacity.

"Oh look! Kuetzpalin made someone cry again."
"Is that Kuetz? I thought that was a drunk homeless person"
"A Kuetz is always a reliable beer pong partner"

by DonCangrejo November 23, 2021

Kuetzpalin

Usually curly haired. A Kuetzpalin is commonly just named "Kuetz". Kuetzpalins tend to hate everything around them and always seek to make people see reason in social issues, sports and love. They can seem very bold and angry on the outside, but very deep down they are caring and kind. Once you become friends with a "Kuetz" you will notice imperfections in yourself that people did not dare to make you see. Blunt honesty can be offensive to some, but a Kuetz's intentions are meant to be insightful and introspective. Kuetzpalins come in short sizes, but don't let that misguide you of their alcoholic capacity.

-"Oh look! Kuetzpalin made someone cry again."
-"Is that Kuetz? I thought that was a drunk homeless person"
-"A Kuetz is always a reliable beer pong partner"

by DonCangrejo November 25, 2021

Kuntz DC Server

"I have never been in a place with more idiots in a single room before"

- Zyres

The Kuntz DC Server is 80% gay

by Zyreslol June 26, 2022

Kuntzman

The back and fourth insertion of your penis into the anus and the vagina creating two assholes that both contain poop

The Kuntzman gave me two assholes to eat out of because I love eating poopy!

by kkslider229 April 11, 2024

Konetzy

A rare breed of human who operates at a constant 1% battery life but 100% sexual tension. To be a Konetzy is to be the human equivalent of a "Check Engine" light: you know something is wrong, it’s probably expensive to fix, but you’re going to keep driving it anyway because the ride is too much fun.

A Konetzy is usually the person who can charm their way out of a speeding ticket and into your bedroom in the same breath, likely while wearing a shirt they found in a dryer three minutes ago. They have the unique ability to make "bad ideas" sound like "spiritual journeys."

konetzy is a nig

by Kwistyy December 27, 2025