Kombucha girl

being Indecisive about weather you like something or not

i really like this show!

actually i don’t.
maybe i do?
yeah i do.

actually no i don’t

omg i sound like the kombucha girl

by Danika is awesome October 16, 2019

Kombucha

GUUGH! UGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!? WHY WOULD YOU DRINK THIS!? WHY AREN'T THEY OUT OF BUSINESS!? IT'S LIKE CARBONATED PRUNE JUICE-DIARRHEA! AACK!!

Iam "Here try this."

Hym "Oh, you're awake. Why? What is it?"

Iam "Kombucha."

Hym "Alright.... AACK! WHAT IS THIS? DID YOU POISON ME!?"

Iam "Hehehe right? It tastes ALMOST good."

Hym *cough* *cough* "Ugh! It's like drinking ginger ale out of a dead fish! 🤢"

Iam "Yeah.... I don't think I'll ever buy this again..."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

Kombucha

Contrary to popular belief, Kombucha DOES NOT refer to a variety of oolong tea. It is, in fact, an archaic term referring to the externally visible portions of a female's genitals. The term was popularly used in the Victorian era by Ladies in London's High Society to refer to their ungroomed, if not exceedingly hairy, 'nether regions'.

"Ohh, Mr. Darcy! Will you do me the honor of sniffing my Kombucha?" Implored Elizabeth, once Jane had left them alone together for a moment in the Conservatory.

Darcy knelt, took in a deep whiff and then after a long pause, punctuated only by the delightful song of a caged canary, replied, "Hmmm! It's sweeter than I expected, almost fruity!"

by unit1of1 July 25, 2014

kumuchanchae (coo-moo-choan-chay)

A wooden objest that is carved out about an inch or two in diameter of circle , as long as your body an the tipped carved of as a spear. This spear like object can be caught on fire and thrown at a target as a weapon.

Rambo would have made a kumuchanchae (coo-moo-choan-chay) in the wild as a survival weapon, against the people tha were after him and for huning for food.

by 1coolgirldood July 15, 2010

Kombucha

A drink for boomers.

Dave loves kombucha because he’s 30 and gay.

by yamisu June 11, 2020

Kombucha

It’s a defense mechanism used for woman Who backtalk a superior male The action consist of a backhand to the side of the noggin

Macy was talking shit to Shane so he kombucha that bitch across the face

by Superiormale69 December 20, 2020

kombucha-cha-chuck

Getting food poisoning from kombucha and shitting and puking at the same time.

Oh man, I had some bad kombucha and had a bad kombucha-cha-chuck.

by Imasuperstr January 6, 2017