Kumon Kult

A group of mentally retarded children that think they are funny. Most of them are cellists and if they aren’t cellists then something is definitely wrong with them. They find happiness in watching the world burn with terrible educational things like Kumon, Duolingo and Kahn Academy. If you meet a person in the Kumon Kult, do not make eye contact with them under any circumstances, they are deranged and most of them have rabies.

Person: I see that Kumon Kult person over there
Person 2: Stay away from them, they are crazy. One tried to eat me last week!
Kumon Kult person: UwU you so warm!

by KumonIsMyLife May 16, 2019

kumon

Large asian profit organization which was black listed by the UN because of it's evilness but it failed because kumon had too much money. It's worksheets are made from uncertified tree sources, and this was criticized against them by greenpeace. It is often considered a personal insult to call someone a kumon. (greed)

1)Kumon is operating in 98 countries.
2)Terry is a mean kumon!

by firzenr September 6, 2007

kumotama

The chieftain of Clan Plague Army.

Fun Fact: He's GAY!

Kumotama is a synonym for GAY.

by Austin Lolz0r0r0z December 16, 2008

kummoji

The popular laughing smiley :D is popularly known as kummoji in the southern most state of India, Kerala. The word became popular after Internet trolls used the Kummoji simley in every facebook post of Sri Kummanam Rajashekaran.

Those who liked this comment press the kummoji Button.

by PsuedoIntellectual June 7, 2018

Kumon

A place Toru Kumon made with Shaitan (Satan) to torture kids and make them suffer. Also known as "Hell and Heck".

"I have to go to hell (Kumon). rerererererererererererere-."

by an experienced soul December 12, 2019

Kumon

Kumon is the largest after-school math and reading program and many parents love it as a way to torture their children with no physical abuse. Everyday it eats away at your soul while others are maintaining a good social life.If one question is answered wrong, you get earraped by a indian, asian, or old woman and you will have to repeat that worksheet at least 7 times.They make kids into robots. They teach stuff that is utterly boring to eat away at your social life. Kumon is worse than PETA and it should be named a terrorist group.

Person: "why didnt you come over today?"
me: "oh, you know, doing Kumon packets."

by opoks December 1, 2020

Kugoburga

Girlfriend. Female significant other. Person with a vagina you are romantically involved.

"I'm on kugoburga status"

by Gayandstupid January 26, 2021