Karooned

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.

I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.

by King JE December 9, 2010

Keepin Up with the Koondashians

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

krohn's law

Krohn's Law posits that any message broadcast on the Internet which exhorts its reader to share the message with everyone is almost certainly false.

John's post: Here's proof that Obama is a Kenyan! Share it with everyone!

Peter's comment: Krohn's Law.

by Just passin thru January 25, 2018

koon chai

A man who is very gentle and rich and makes you uwu at the sight of him

Ai Pete is such a koon chai.

by aeXpete March 4, 2019

Koonballistic

Something really amazing or unbelievable.

A word used to describe some serious levels of awesome.

Did you just see that chick? ... Yeah she was f**ing Koonballistic!!

Daymmmmmmm did you take a pull of this crack?........ Yea dawg its some Koonballistic shit!

by The Real Drift King July 18, 2010

kronchi

Kronchi is ‘crunchy’ but more beautiful and crispy. It has a k at the beginning an o in the middle and an I at the end

(Can also be used to describe something beautiful)

Friend 1: Wow what was that

Friend 2: I believe that was Sanic you bEnCh

Friend 1: wow he’s so KRoNchI

by &burn January 12, 2019

Kooni

Persian.(noun) A person who is known to give anal sex.
this term is most often used towards males to imply homosexuality aswell.
A commonly used insult.

Dude you're so kooni.

by Jesuschristsex August 16, 2011