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Hot Knobbing

When you rub 'deep heat' on your balls, and you get that most amazing sensation.
Steve: I heard you groaning last night.
Brian: Yea, I was hot knobbing. It was awesome!
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knobbing

Man did you see Sue knobbing the new boss.
by Captain Spanky July 21, 2006
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Goblin Knobbling

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.
Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug
by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009
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knobbling

The act of rubbing ones penis discreetly in public. Can be performed outside or inside the pants. Can be a short knobble or a longer rub and stroke. Different from masterbation as the intent is not to reach climax, but instead more like scratching or rubbing yourself lightly between pleasurable short term rubbing near or on the erogenous zone. Often performed on a couch, often while watching TV, usually in the company of men but not always.
Damien is knobbling while watching Fox Sports again, I can smell it from here.
by old man peterson January 15, 2015
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Knobbing out

Employing one's knob outside the confines of marital bliss.
Amelia: Things have not been the same between Charles & I over the last few weeks. He seems so... distant.
Isabella: What do you mean? Last time I saw you both, you seemed so happy together.
Amelia (staring into her tea): He isn't as... "attentive" as he used to be. I'm afraid he might be knobbing out.
by Carstairs November 10, 2013
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Slug knobbing

Continuing intercourse with you girl after ejaculating and your penis going flaccid.
Girl: Just don't nut in me, I didn't take my birth control today.

Guy: Uh well, I jizzed 5 minutes ago and just been slug knobbing since.
by helldarwinsfear April 3, 2017
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Grave knobbing

An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.
My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!
by Parksman0606 February 8, 2019
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