Kristine

A fucking LEO

P1: she's too nice, it's scary.
P2: leo's am i right?
P3: i bet her name's kristine.
P4: HOW'D U FUCKING KNOW??

by can he beat goku tho May 29, 2021

Kristine

a girl who is pretty sometimes and ugly at the same time.

Like a Kristine

by hellobro June 16, 2017

Kristine

Noun. Kristines are typically strange girls who force people to write definitions about them on Urban Dictionary. Their interests include youtubing, writing stories in first person, and creating endless layouts. They frequently move in herds and take impossibly long showers in the morning, forcing their cohabitants to resort to using the nearby river to cleanse themselves.

Bystander 1: Oh em gee.. is that a Kristine you're talking to?
Bystander 2: Absolutely, you can tell from the way she takes new pictures every 5 minutes or so.

by Wataridori September 1, 2006

Kristine

common asian name, smokes weed, probably extremely fly, very badass, particular sex offender name, hot girl. Falls in love very easily. Gangstalicious, thugnificent

"I met suh a hot girl today"

"That girl is such a Kristine"

by dawesome February 25, 2010

kristine

a fugly disgusting bleach haired smegma huffing whore that sucks dick all day and looks like a walking botched thread lift

Kristine is a fugly whore and no one likes her xoxo

by thebaddestbitchxoxo May 4, 2022

Kristine

Laughs like a dolphin, is kind too

I went to Florida today and I saw a dolphin but it's laugh was odd
"Must be a Kristine"

by All definitions March 20, 2017

Kristine

Kristine’s always stay up until 4 AM playing video games with their friends. They don’t like to wake up until 4pm and they survive on snacks. They are usually pans sexual but have actually only been with the opposite gender .

Wow you’re being such a Kristine today.

by Vaglover62 October 9, 2020