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Kraig Kimbrel

A baseball player for the Boston Red Socks who has a super goofy stance when he pitches. His pitching stance is so weird that fans often stand up and imitate him in the stands to try and throw him off, but it doesn’t usually work, because he got laser focus.
ANNOUNCER: Kraig Kimbrel, getting ready for the windup....what is that? What....what is he DOING?? Weird...
.......Oh....wow...he actually got a strikeout
by That dude from your school February 21, 2019
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Dirty Kraig

Dirty Craig

You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.
I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Kraig when I broke both of my hips.
by Ruthless Greene June 21, 2023
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Krangled

Something broken beyond repair. Originates from the game Path of Exile when refering to items that have been modified by the 'corruption' mechanic as it modifies an item randomly but also prevents any crafting or alteration afterwards. Became very popular during the 'Scourge league' which introduced a mechanic where one can corrupt an item in even more special ways, causing many good items to be ruined by unlucky results.
Player 1: What did the corruption of your boots give mate?
Player 2: I tried a tier 3 mod in the blood crucible and it gave me 'cannot evade' mod so it is pretty much krangled.
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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kriggle

An uncontrollable giggle by anyone that has a name beginning with the letter "K". A giggle that is a combination of crying, squealing, and sometimes loss of breath.
She tried to control her kriggle but it didn't work, even after biting a pillow.

Everyday she's krigglin'.
by sin'ah June 25, 2014
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Kragie

I have a kragie
by zombierandylahey August 20, 2012
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Krigsskolen

Krigsskolen (lit. The War School"); The Norwegian Military Academy. Claims to be the oldest university-level institution in Norway, yet graduating cadets only earned bachelor-degrees after 2008. Tuition is not only free, the Army's future leaders earn almost 60k USD while in school at Linderud, Oslo. When cadets matriculate, they're automatically promoted to 2nd Lueys. When they graduate after 3 years, they become 1st Lueys. They're expected to fulfill the role of platoon COs AND senior NCOs. Yeah, you know it. Norway needs an NCO-corps yesterday.
Norwegian Police University College student:

Man, I got tuition to pay, I might get a job north of the polar circle, and all the flak for wanting to be a cop.

Norwegian Army cadet:

And I'm living the good life at Krigsskolen.
by norasoc December 29, 2011
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KRAIGE

The realest nigga on the planet, the undisputed king of roblox, lives in the roblox headquarters.

Will stomp on you on any game you play, some might even think of him as an omnipotent god.

Has 19,232,534,342,865,455 wins and 0 losses

This individual used to be in the Navy Seal who graduated top of his class and has been involved in numerous raids on Al-Qaeda and has 500 confirmed kills.
" I just saw KRAIGE on a game of arsenal, he destroyed the living shit out of me"

"Damn bro I got absolutely clapped by KRAIGE on deepwoken and stole all my enchants!
by Abdul Dingleberry April 16, 2022
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