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Kowalski Analysis

1. Used by Gay people in comment section when they have nothing to comment

2.When a hypothetical thing happens
Greg: That was crazy. Thank God I am an atheist
Kowalski Analysis
by Elderly Bitch October 30, 2018
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Kowalski Analysis

Something my retard brother named zunkerduke says all the time
Who is Ceeday, Kowalski Analysis, Irrelevant
by Your Nan's Mom December 9, 2018
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Kowalski, Analysis

"Kowalski, analysis" is a meme made by intelligent penguins.
by ImmanoboDy November 2, 2018
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Kowalski Shower

When four ethnic men, one of which is Italian, hold you under a shower head, while the shower is running and while you are unconscious, and have there way with you.
Dude, at that party last night, Steve got a Kowalski Shower.
by Tyzentar November 20, 2011
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Kowalski Syndrom

The Kowalski Syndrom is a trend on german Tik Tok referring to the german pornstar "Egon Kowalski" and his excessive moans he does in his videos. People on Tik Tok doing the trend will be "infected" with the syndrom and constantly moan in their sentences or conversations, imitating Egon Kowalski. They'll say phrases like "rein in die Futterluke" (in the feed hatch), "rein in die Biotonne" (in the bio trash), parodying his dirty talk.
(infected with the Kowalski Syndrom) "Hello Miss Baker (boah), can I COME over today (boah)
by KaiserBeo December 27, 2023
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Cs x Kowalski

A gamer on Xbox live know to say the most random things at anytime and vote to have one of the most sacristies Laughs online is believe to be Japanese but oddly speaks perfect English can be found playing online on GTA IV, Froza Motorsport 3,left 4 dead 1 & 2, any Naruto game or with his clan on Modern Warfare 2.
(Random L4D 2 game)
Cs x Kowalski : " in the mall " ok were on three and lets see there the food court there and ....
Random gamer : come on man ... " jump by hunter " GET HIM OFF OF ME ! ! !
Cs x Kowalski : " sinister laugh and kills it " stop messing around i need to get some jeans

Random gamer: thanks and stop doing that laugh you freaking me out.
Cs x Kowalski: ok let go
by Landmark23 January 2, 2010
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The Kowalski Touch

The polar opposite of the Midas where everything that is touched turns to shit, breaks, or is ruined.

The name Kowalski is dervived from Stanley Kowalski who is a fictional character in Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire.
Tom: We need to get rid of that guy, he's got the Kowalski Touch.

Mark: Yeah everything he works on breaks, regardless of how simple it is.
by BustaNutz June 5, 2009
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