koeller

A f**k boy who has a massive forehead, long face, pretty tall but nothing impressive. He's a Beta-Male and the only way he can feel alpha is dating under aged or barely legal girls. He squints his eyes when he takes pics of him and the chick he's dating, like he's hot s**t or something. He takes pics of his female friends from behind whenever he gets the chance like a creep. Can be a total ass, and will develop problems in a prolonged relationship, despite how well rounded his life may seem.

Dude that koeller is always dating barely legal girls

That guy is a total koeller

That koeller is probably gonna be bald in his 30s, maybe earlier...

by TrueInsubordinate April 14, 2018

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John: Oops, I accidentally ran over a deer. Oh kvell.

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Koielle

Before the birth of Christ when two men were to engage in sexual activity using the penis in the butthole, they were outed as kœlitti and banished from their village. This later became adopted by the Mesopotamian people as kœl, or butthole eater, and grew more popular, so much so that it in the worlds earliest languages, Latin, it came to be köîl: to suck dick balls deep. Which now of course is the word we know it as today, Koielle, or super gay penis head vagina lips where it's still used to this day to describe exactly what it meant thousands of years ago

Damn dude, you were all over that guy, such a Koielle move

Bro you had sex with that guy? You're such a Koielle

by quamfurt November 22, 2013

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