koeller 

A f**k boy who has a massive forehead, long face, pretty tall but nothing impressive. He's a Beta-Male and the only way he can feel alpha is dating under aged or barely legal girls. He squints his eyes when he takes pics of him and the chick he's dating, like he's hot s**t or something. He takes pics of his female friends from behind whenever he gets the chance like a creep. Can be a total ass, and will develop problems in a prolonged relationship, despite how well rounded his life may seem.

Dude that koeller is always dating barely legal girls

That guy is a total koeller

That koeller is probably gonna be bald in his 30s, maybe earlier...

koeller by TrueInsubordinate April 14, 2018

Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.

“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”

Keller High School by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Keller Williams 

the one man band. should be everyone's hero!

Burned Out Hippie: Dude, Keller rocks!
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: Yeah, wanna hit this bowl?
Burned Out Hippie: cough cough Those are some headies.
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: This is "the best feeling in the world."

Keller Williams by MACKATTACK January 25, 2005

Kevin Keller 

The ultimate gay best friend;Has a thing for bad boys and football players

"Oh my god, he's such a Kevin Keller!"

Kevin Keller by Cheryl_Bombshell July 29, 2017

kellers moustache 

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.

I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.

kellers moustache by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017

Tour de Keller 

A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.

Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.

Tour de Keller by J funktacular June 10, 2013