Koonzy

Synonym for being a pussy ass motherfucker

Yo stop being so koonzy and gimme those 2x4s

by gayrat69 December 17, 2019

Kountze

Small backwoods Southeast Texas town. Population approximately 2,100. Black and white. No in between.

Person #1: I live in Kountze, Texas.
Person #2: Could you show me that on my map here?
Person #3: I'm afraid it's not mentioned there.

by BuhDaMn June 24, 2005

koontastrophy

Adjective.

Commonly used in the city of Boston. Describes that when one or a gaggle of coons come together to create a project or object and put it on display to the world.

Look at those boys in tight jeans; such a "koontastrophy".

by Carl Josh May 20, 2010

Koont

Another way of saying cunt as an insult, except much cooler. Sooooo...it's calling someone a vagina, yes.

You are such a KOONT!

by Dre May 27, 2003

Koontzing Out

-transitive verb

The act of simultaneously taking offense, complaining, and arguing aggressively about subjects that have little to no consequence on real life affairs. "Koontzing out" will continue whether attention is given or not, effects multiplied astronomically when mixed with alcohol.

"Dude, you hit my Macbook, with a packet of fire sauce that did absolutely no damage, do you know how much this thing co--"

"Dude. Dude. DUDE. You're Koontzing out right now. Stop. Stop. HEY. STOP." *leaves room*

by Thadeus Cook February 24, 2011

Koontang

exactly the same as poontang, just applied to sexy black ladies.

mmm...i'd love to munch Rhianna's koontang.

by what_a_twat February 20, 2011

Klontz

Close like a horse shoe, a hand granade or nuclear war.

That was so klontz!

by barrazjazz November 9, 2020