KOD

Abbreviated for King Of Dorksters. He or she 'leader' or 'person in charge' of a group of dorksters. The King of Dorksters usually have a more 'dorky' characteristic compared to other dorksters in the same & particular group. The King of Dorksters only retires when someone more 'silly', 'foolish' and 'lame' successfully challenges with the current KOD by having more 'dorky' characteristic than the current KOD.

A conversation between Person A and Person B.
Person A: My ambition is to become the KOD!!!
Person B: LMAO, in your dreams dude. You are 100 years not silly enought to become one.

by suki~ July 01, 2006

KoD

abbreviation of Knights of Dalaran, a World of Warcraft guild on Thunderhorn server. A large guild known for pwning world bosses.
Used as a reference to compare with other guilds

My guild will never be the size of KoD. I wish we could raid like KoD.

by Twitterz November 03, 2006

KOD

Kick on Dick

You had better shut your mouth, else u would get a KOD!

by koffeebeanzz May 16, 2010

KOD

King
Of

Dick
He who is KOD has big gay.

Hey, look at the KOD over there I wish he would give me his big gay.

by Littlegay420 August 09, 2018

Kod

A weird kid
A noob in a video game

"This piece of a shit is such a Kod."

by svprmeme tf up January 03, 2019

KoD|Morpheus

Morph, someone who does crazy and slightly homosexual acts with their penis in front of other males.

i pulled a morph when i flung my wang around in the air infront of a cop going "wooooo woooooo"

by PuN!sh3r January 04, 2005

KoD|Morpheus

Derivitive: To change from man to woman without the need for surgery.

Jordan morphed into Jordette, to get it on with the boy named Matthew.

by tegrof January 02, 2005