rip ma knitting

To annoy someone

Scottish saying - said mainly by me lol

"That guy is seriously rippin me knitting wie his singing!"

"Away and dont rip ma knitting!"

Also relates to "Away n rub up ma ribs" means - away you go and dont bug me.

by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

Vaginal Knitting

Knitting from wool that has been inserted into ones vagina. Term coined by Australian TV channel SBS2Australia in reference to performance art "Casting Off My Womb" by artist Casey Jenkins

Everyday I take a new skein of wool that's been wound so that it will unravel from the center and I stick it up inside me... and then I pull out the thread and perform vaginal knitting.

by mrb200 December 24, 2015

Knitting A Sweater

From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.

Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."

Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"

by Heather O. Taylor May 30, 2008

Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

Knitting Circle

A lesbian orgy or a female version of a circle jerk

We had a wicked knitting circle last night. My tongue is still killing me.

by dewlytle September 13, 2010

Knitting Association

A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed

Johnny and the rest of the boys devoted their Friday night to their knitting association.

by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010

Life Knitting

When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.

Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!

Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!

by Thor, Asgardian God of Thunder June 23, 2012