a knottie nettie

an old womans pussy, in need and looking for cock, looks knarled, and the lips are purple from anger.

Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!

Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!

oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!!

by smoother than silk August 26, 2009

Mook Knot

A mook knot is an unsolvable/ very hard to solve knot

Wow, that mook knot is never coming out!

by The man of valor November 20, 2010

love me knots

love me knots is the term describing the pain in your hert an stomach that says " I am so in love with you". it comes when you watch someone you like like someone else, you find that person doesn't love you, or that person you love leaves. not to be confused with love me not from when you pick flower petals. ultimately, heart break

Girl doubled over crying: *crying*
best friend: what's wrong?
girl: it's ---. *cry*
by stander: what?
best friend: she's got the "love me knots"

by CanYouSeeMyScars? March 14, 2011

Binder Knot

An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.

Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Water Knot

A puckered asshole that’s raw and sore from explosive shits.

That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.

I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.

by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020

Thot knot

When girls tie up their long shirts into a knot to make it into a crop top

I tie up my shirt into a thot knot once I leave the house lol

by Vicvictheo October 9, 2017

meat knot

1. The tip; or business end of the male anatomy;
2. a penis head

She rode his meat knot for an hour or so until she nutted all over him.

by d hizzle March 3, 2004