knobbin off

the act of getting caught while beating your meat, stroking your salami, spanking your monkey, etc; then blowing your knob nectar all over the perpetrater.

Paul got caught knobbin off in the boys' room by mr J. too bad fo him, he's now got a pearl necklace.

by blumpkinsforall November 1, 2008

Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

Knobbled

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person

i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework

by Jono The Great July 14, 2006

Knobb Features

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.

by Dyke_with_a_bite April 22, 2007

Hot Knobbing

An upward motion with the hands that some DJ's make as if the knobs on their mixer are hot to the touch.

We thought the DJ was awesome until he started hot knobbing and ruined the vibe.
She thinks hot knobbing makes her a cool DJ but it just looks ridiculous.
When a pro DJ is hot knobbing you may not even notice it but when a newbie is hot knobbing he is probably not even actually changing anything.

by anonymous March 12, 2021

Shlobby the Knobby

Being thirstier than Bedouin lost in Sahara desert

shes such a shlobby the knobby, after long celibacy

by Boryz October 21, 2019

Knobbelboy

the one dutch guy who plays 3.99$ cube game and fills it with a fuck ton of shit so it crashes other people's game.

also does homo with a french guy called siweth

Huseey: @everyone
whitename: knobbelboy stop tagging people
Knobbelboy: you are the worst person to join this server @whitename

by dacta July 29, 2018