ktizzle

A name for someone who has one or more of the following qualities:
Quicker than a cheetah
Thin and sexy, but with a big badonkadonk
Runs more than a kenyan
Can somehow mention all the muscles in the arm seamlessly in a conversation about something totally different
Procrastinates like a pro
Makes delicious desserts
Gives advice whether you want it or not, and it doesn't suck
Has a vague grasp of history and physics
Can drop it low while still maintaining class
Can drop it low while in class
Can't drop a class (doesn't need to cause of all the A's)
Loves their pets more than most family members and friends
Is one of the coolest people you know
Loses horribly in wii tennis, but still enjoys it
Starts off or ends 80% of conversations with "Seriously, what the fuck!?"
Understands the perplexing mystery of the magic hologram at the mall
Are super good at almost all sports, but their basketball skills need work

Yo, did you see ktizzle run that marathon while reciting all the bones in the body!?

by KSizzle March 16, 2012

Kizzle

A girl with the ability to make other girls pregnant.

Girl 1: Oh my god, I'm pregnant.
Girl 2: Who's the dad?
Girl 1: I............I think it's Kizzle.

by A Real Connor October 4, 2011

dang dizzle up in your krizzle wizzle

i want to crap in your mouth

what do u wanna do today friend? dang dizzle up in your krizzle wizzle

by dude March 15, 2003

Kizzle Clizze

A handsome, yet hapless, body builder who has no game so he resorts to sexual relations with those much younger than himself.

Poor, poor Jenny. Rumor has it, she was the victim of a Kizzle Clizzle.

by Long Haired Hippie March 2, 2003

kizzle clizzle

A handsome, yet hapless, body builder who has no game so he resorts to sexual relations with underage girls.

Poor, poor Jenny. Rumor has it, she is a victim of a Kizzle Clizzle.

by Long Haired Hippie March 2, 2003

klizzle

A German made football, of mid quality air pressure, used during world war II predominatably because of it's fabric's chemical inbalance of Methadone.

"Get The Klizzle."
"Why doc, the game's not until Friday"
"...Heroin withdraw."

by Opie November 22, 2004

Kbizzle and the original zangsta

The dopest underground hip hop duo of all time. They only released 1 single in their incredible career, their song, “come on everybody let’s get hip retarded”, was one of the most influential diss tracks ever. Their targets consisted of E-Z, A-K, and that bitch Toma, all of whom attended Knox college, and all of whom were literally destroyed by the lyrical acrobatics that were thrust upon them by the duo. It still remains a mystery as to who Kbizzle and the original zangsta actually are, but their influence upon the rap game is truly limitless, and their influence on some of the legendary rappers throughout the history of rap is undeniable. Finding a copy of this song is nearly impossible as the two remained true to themselves by only releasing a very limited copies of their masterpiece on CD, and never uploaded it onto the World Wide Web, as they wanted their music to remain real, and griddy, which meant only releasing it directly to, and actually out on, the streets. They were quoted as stating, “our music belongs out on the streets and in the hoods with our people. It doesn’t deserve to be floating around some kind of imaginary cloud, or whatever, where any little, living in their parents basement, teeny bopper lookin little kid from the suburbs would be able to download it.” Kbizzle and the original zangsta, although their identities may never truly be known, made music for, about, and by the streets. They didn’t care about fame or money like these new rappers.

“Bro Kbizzle and the original zangsta were the best rap duo ever! This new rap just isn’t authentic anymore. I mean you got these supposed “straight up thug, killer type, gangster rappers” doing songs with Taylor Swift’s old whipping boy, Ed Sheeran.”

“I know right?! There just aren’t any more real gangster rappers that are actually true to the streets these days. There most definitely isn’t another Kbizzle and original zangsta coming up in the game. We all knew we probably wouldn’t ever get to hear legends of that caliber again though… man I miss that true talent like that, but thank god we did get to experience it!”

by KBeasy21 February 5, 2023