Knitting Association

A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed

Johnny and the rest of the boys devoted their Friday night to their knitting association.

by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010

knitting booties

The after effects of shagging without rubber.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.

I know I want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.

by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2006

knitting a hat

Hard, long sex

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!

by Big daddy "skin" March 5, 2015

knitting the devil

the act of creating a stereotype of someone unworthy or evil so as to preclude the behaviors associated with this stereotype in your immediate community/social group. Commonly done by people with more power or in grooming situations to avoid accountability.

The boss was knitting the devil when he asked, "You aren't one of those people that asks a lot questions about our clients, are you? " to the new employee.

by Chester_irl August 30, 2021

knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.

I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!

by DaddySpankee April 21, 2014

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 7, 2006

Knitting A Sweater

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).

It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.

by Djymbh October 31, 2013