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Knee Slapper

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.


2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"



2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
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knee slapper

From (Or inspired from) The Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.
Because it slaps your knees, if you're horribly unproportioned.
Peggy Sue called me a Knee Slapper instead of a dick today.
by Springloaded June 6, 2004
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Knee Slapper

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.


2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"



2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
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Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022
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Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.
Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!
by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
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Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”
Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.
by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017
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the knee slappers

A group of nine friends who make weird jokes and react to them by saying "that's a knee slapper, har de har har" and slapping their knees.
Knee slapper #1"And then the whale said, wait whales can't talk!" the Knee slappers "That's a knee slapper, har de har har!"
by A knee slapper April 6, 2013
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