knee jerk

A handjob from a midget

"she was kinda short but I loved her knee jerk action!"

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) November 2, 2009

Knee Job

When a girl traps a man's penis against a wall and rubs it violently.

Short for KJ

That bitch wouldn't put out, so i told that hoe to give me a knee job.

by murphleezy June 11, 2006

Knee Jerk

Verb: the act of using the inside of the knee to stimulate a mans penis in order for him to ejaculate.

Dude, she wrapped her leg around my dick and gave me the best knee jerk.

by Imsorad February 6, 2021

Knee Job

When a female, typically of Austrian decent, sits on a bar stool directly across from a male whom is also sitting on a bar stool of equal height. The female then proceeds to spread her legs to form about a 90 degree angle. For the next 2-3 hours the female vigorously rubs the opposite male's knee up against her female reproductive organs until a climax ensues.

Dude, I was drinking at this bar in Munich when this totally totally D.T.F. Austrian girl kept giving me knee job after knee job. She probably rattled off 5-6 kj's during a 3 hour stretch.

by Mr. Favre April 7, 2009

Knee Job

Knee Job /nē ˌjäb/
noun: knee job; plural noun: knee jobs
A knee job, or KJ, is a sexual act that involves using your knees to pleasure cocks.

Got a sweet knee job last night. Busted all up under those tight caps.

by SweetKnees June 15, 2020

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

Knee of Justice

The practice of a peace officer placing his/her knee on the back of a criminal's head to facilitate the application of hand cuffs.

Man that guy just bailed off his bike and tried to run, but needless to say, he got the knee of justice.

by Smiledriver September 23, 2005