KMFDM

Kein Mehrheit Furh Die Mitleid = No Pity for the Majority.
The Fathers of industrial rock who are still better than the best.

KMFDM is a drug against war!

by TheManTheMythTheLegend November 11, 2003

kmfa

Kiss My Fuckin Ass
or
Kiss My Filthy Ass

shut up and kmfa!
FINE! KMFA!

by ReTardEd_maddi January 31, 2007

KMFDM

An awesome band

Kein Mehrheit Furh Die Mitleid = No mercy for the masses

person 1: What are you listening to?
person 2: KMFDM!

by kit killjoy August 4, 2009

kmfao

When someone accidentally spells lmfao

Person 1:kmfao

Person 2:what’s that
Person 1: I meant lmfao dummy!

by Cinnamon maker December 6, 2017

kmfd

Kmfd is an abbreviation used during texting.
The abbreviation 'kmfd' stands for Kill Me Fucking Dead
There is also a very common abbreviation 'kmd' which mean kill me dead
This abbreviation is usually used to express stress or frustration while texting or probably just a sigh of relief.

B : 'What happened to you and Damian. Didn't you all now get back together.'
N: 'Yea but we didn't work out.'
B: 'You should have listened to me when I told you not to go back with him.'
N: 'kmfd'

by ily.ness October 16, 2020

kmfsl

This can mean two different things.

1. Kiss My Fucking Sugar Lips

2. Kill My Fucking Self Laughing

1. I'm soooo cute! Kmfsl♥
2. Did you see that girl get her ass beat? Kmfsl!

by meowmeowkittycat September 8, 2012

kmfa

Kiss my fucking ass! This is an acronym that can be used either as in insult or in a sarcastic manner between friends. Generally considered to be a very vulgar term to be used in only the worst case scenarios like during on-line multi-player games.

Fuck you, kmfa! or kmfa you're lame! or KMFA-KMFA-KMFA!

by l0g1cal May 27, 2005