klutzterfuck

klutz + clusterfuck: a clusterfuck caused by someone being a total klutz

The waiter tripped over the fold in the carpet, knocking over the wedding cake and spilling all the red wine on the tray all over the bride's white wedding gown as she gave her speech, causing her to scream into the microphone and make every guest's ears bleed. It was a klutzterfuck.

by Schnackenpfefferhausen October 10, 2015

klutzophobia

1. Fear of being a clutz.

2. Fear of stupid people

My old friend said he couldn't hang out with me because he had klutzophobia.

by D.B.H. December 26, 2006

klukluxklan

the way dumbasses who cant spell ku klux klan spell it

theem klu klux klan peeples is a bunch a dumass redknecks

by retarff August 30, 2005

klukluxklan

dick suckers

your mama

by AL ruker October 30, 2003

klukluxklan

A group with a fast track ticket to HELL

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

Klutz

An incredibly incredible person who happens to be born with a slight hand-eye coordination problem and maybe possibly dropped something every once and a while.

1.) Hey look over there, its a Klutz, I wish I could be like him.

2.) God, that klutz is so awesome.

by Salivia August 29, 2009

klukluxklan

a stupid group

some nobodys that hate black people.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003