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Angry Klinsmann

A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.
"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"
by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011
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Playboi.Krimson

A man that never misses, like HE NEVER EVER misses, he wants to marry __ichigoat, and loves Gintama, he also never misses
by Krimson_never_misses February 20, 2021
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Klise

1. a German surname.
2. Americanization of German name Kleis.
3. Klise, Kate. American author.
4. Klise, John J. "Happy". Ohio oil and gas industry founder.
Kate's last name is Klise.
by Klise October 14, 2008
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Klinsmann Dive

An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.
"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"

"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*
by Andy Of Andy Hall October 12, 2005
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Klimbim

1. (n) German term loosely used to describe bad music

2. (n) Oddly enough, Don Ross' absolutely revolutionary guitar piece with a notorious F# tuning
Rap is so overrated; all the albums are Klimbim.
by DJ Brahmin October 11, 2010
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Klimklow

Klimklow (klim'-,klau) adj. :
(1) A situation that is crazy or highly unusual.
(2) Being out of the ordinary (3) To an extreme
degree, <that is totally klimklow> (4) odd,
extravagant, or eccentric in mode or style.
(5) bizarre or unfathomable.
"The whole situation was klimklow!"

"That dude is whack, I mean he's really klimklow!"
by Liquid Larry August 14, 2013
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klismaphiliac

I was really drunk and met this klismaphiliac...I swear when I woke up the next day, I'd never felt so clean!
by meagle October 12, 2005
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