klingon

A tiny piece of shit (Also referred to as a dingleberry) that hangs from your butt hair that is hard to get out.

You need TP to get the klingons out of uranus

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

klingon

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 8, 2006

Desperate Klingon

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."

Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.

by No Hemingway May 21, 2020

Klingons

Shit that just wont wipe away.

My ass is full of Klingons

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Klingon Bird of Prey

When you clean your plate at Captain D's and they give you a sucker.

Cory executed the Klingon Bird of Prey on New Year's Eve.

by PoolHallian January 8, 2009

Klingon

An honorable and warlike race, the Klingons have kicked the Romulans asses from time to time and have a language full of pwnage, otherwise known as tlhIngan Hol. The flagship of the Klingon fleet is the Negh'Var class battleship IKS QeyIIS betleH, commanded by Chancellor Martok. Get laid a LOT more than Romulans.

The Klingon wrenched his y d'k tagh out of the Romulan.

by Captain Tereth June 1, 2005

Internet Klingon

Someone who takes EVERYTHING you say as an act of aggression, or an insult to his or her "Honor".

User 1 - "I don't really like Battlestar Galactica."
Internet Klingon - "Dude, I love BSG! Why you gotta talk shit? I'm not gonna let you get away with that. You can't step all over me!"

by TobiasJeth August 6, 2007