kleatus

A nickname, usually for someone that goes by the name of "Karina." She appears to act like a shy and innocent girl BUT SHE CAN BE A BITCH TOO

"Oh look, it's Kleatus!"
"KLEATUS TAKE THE REEL"

by Sarsarrrr May 26, 2017

kleptoed

1. to have sumthing stolen from u
2. to get jacked for yo s*** w/out realizing it

omfg! i jus got kleptoed for my hott dog pen
yo shon he jus kleptoed me for my sneakers ...

by brownsuga April 28, 2006

kleptonesia

(n.) condition characterized by forgetting the source of a stolen idea

His paper borrowed heavily from classical and contemporary sources, but his kleptonesia prevented him from giving credit where it was due.

by futuretense June 16, 2009

kleptoBenia

The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.

Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".

Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.

by cheeser696 May 13, 2011

Kestra

An awesome name for an awesome person. She's got a pocketful of sunshine!

Kestra the awesome one.

by Adnor June 10, 2011

kleptomania

the rampant desire to constantly steal stuff, even if you arent poor.

Link suffers from kleptomania, i mean he wanders into peoples houses and robs them blind, and they don t stop him.

by cpt. turtle June 12, 2005

kleptomaniac

A Kleptomaniac is a person who is afflicted with Kleptomania, a compulsion to repeatedly steal "worthless" items, such as keychains and small fruit.

It is unclear whether it is due to depression, or people who are seeking more control of their life, but there are very few cases where diagnosed kleptomaniacs have stolen expensive items along the lines of jewelry and automobiles.

Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting several times at a grocery store, and is believed to be a kleptomaniac.

by David Salberg April 27, 2006