Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.
– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…
See also: PTOboy tourettes
– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…
See also: PTOboy tourettes
by Fred March 31, 2004
That person that borrows something from you and fails to return said object to you. when you ask them about the object, they say that they lost it or left it at home even though you know that they have said object on them
I lended my pencil to my friend, RJ, but she never gave it back and when I asked about it, she said that she had lost it even though she was using it. That fruitloop dingus is such a klepto!!!
by Vexing potato November 17, 2016
by Johnnywalker December 24, 2013
Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.
by ravencrow neversmiles April 14, 2011
One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.
<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>
Where is that lighter!?
Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.
Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.
Where is that lighter!?
Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.
Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.
by dismalvoyage August 30, 2008
by highmark July 6, 2014
On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021