klaps

to not give a shit

who klaps

by Lauren Stephanie November 1, 2003

Klaptrap

A woman's area that traps men, and ultimately consumes him and his love mayonnaise.

He could not escape her powerful klaptrap

by Tblade May 13, 2005

Klaps

to not care

Who klaps?

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Klaptunce

An adjective describing ones inability to decipher the information originally given to them, resulting in them asking a question clearly answered in the information they were given in the original response.

(Send your bro a link to a video on the most popular tube site on earth)
Bro says, "That was dope! Who made that video?"

You reply, "Its clearly stated on the page who made the video bro! I'll forgive your klaptunce on this one."

by Frank9000 October 26, 2017

Klaustrophobia

Noun.

1. An abnormal fear of being enclosed in a narrow space next to Klaus Meine, lead singer on German Hard Rock Band, Scorpions.

Dude1: Hey, you gonna go see Scorpions live tonight?
Dude2: i'd love to but the singer scares me. I think I have Klaustrophobia.

by ScoobyDude June 24, 2018

Klaptopmaniac

A person who routinely steals precious coffeeshop real-estate by propping up a laptop.

Friend: "Hey, let's go to Timbertrain, it's one of the best coffee shops in Vancouver"

Me: "Too bad there's nowhere to sit, it's full of Klaptopmaniacs"

by isaac6172 March 8, 2020

Kapstar

Somebody who lies a lot and needs a kappa tracksuit

Yo dat yute is a kapstar let’s go halves on a kappa tracksuit for him

by T&H October 24, 2020