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A bundle of live kittens with an exceptional amount of cute-ness.
Girl: "I don't know what to get him for his birthday."
Boy: "You could get him kittenz."
Girl: "He doesn't like live animals with exceptional cuteness."
kittenz by phattyphat August 30, 2007

Kittenfest 

The girl equivalent to a "sausagefest"

When lots of girls hang out at once.
Girl#1- Hey did you get laid at that party last night?

Girl#2- Nah, It was a total kittenfest.
Kittenfest by CATday June 12, 2011

Kittening 

Older boys, usually 16-20 years old picking up underaged girls (usually around 13-14) that falls in love with them because they're older than them and cooler than the boys their age. The girls usually fall heavily in love with the boys, who plays along just for sex and a laugh. What the boy is doing here is kalled kittening.
"Crystal is SO in love with Brad!"
"Haha! I know! Brad's just kittening"
Kittening by Torstein September 25, 2005
Getting beat in a video game by a female gamer named Kittened
Man, I just got kittened by Kittened.
kittened by Mehdusa November 13, 2013

kittenpetter 

One who displays loser-like qualities; one who sucks at pretty much anything; one who pets kittens.
Patricles: Dude, you just got killed 5 straight times in Halo,you are such a kittenpetter.
Michelle: You know what, you're a black kitten petter!
Crowd: oooooo, that's the worst kind.

Kittenpetter easily takes the place of the word "noob."
kittenpetter by Michael Bracey October 2, 2007

kittenize 

to make someone your little kitten. basically to make someone want you so bad they’d do anything for you
i just kittenized nick tina
kittenize by aphoticasf September 15, 2023