kenning

A poetic device, describing a word or a phrase in a metaphoric.

A boat.

Kenning: *A wave rider*

by YTAZURE September 8, 2016

Lion kinging

Lifting a small animal or child into the air and singing the circle of life, preferably with some sort of light shining on you, like rafiki does to simba at the start of the lion king.

Girl 1: dude, if you do don't stop lion kinging the cat, she's gonna scratch your eyes out.

Cat: Meeeoooowwwww *scratch*

Girl 2: I deserved that

by claire2520 March 11, 2010

Eugene Kanning

An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.

"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009

Kinging-It

To live your own life as if you were a king
To own and rule your own world
Not to do things by half
To make decisions and act upon them

Aimee live her life to the fullest, she was Kinging-It, baby!!!!

by WilDej June 2, 2021

Lion Kinging

When you’re fucking a girl and she begins to bleed from her vagina, you mix your cum in a cup with her blood, and proceed to dip your fingers in the cup. Begin to draw two lines on her forehead, one on each cheek, and another two on her chin, thus completing the action of Lion Kinging

“So basically I was Lion Kinging Sandy Cheeks and she kinda looked like Simba.”

by Levi Spencer September 2, 2020

Lion Kinging

Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".

1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!

Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging

by The guy drinking a frappachino November 28, 2011

Tiger Kinging

Inspired by the Netflix documentary Tiger King, Tiger Kinging is the art form of manipulating and verbally abusing others to get what you want.

My senior year I ran the party scene! I was Tiger Kinging hard! I had all my roommates going out and getting kegs and promoting my parties for me.

by Luluseal117 March 26, 2020