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Kindertraeume

'Kinderträume or Kindertraeume' is a German expression and stands for childhood dreams.
'Kindertraeume'is what children an grown ups may strive for in life.
by Barbara Gauss October 28, 2005
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kindergarten level

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.
When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!
by holly palmer January 27, 2008
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Kinder Egg Man

An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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kindergarden syndrome

When a person who's around the usual age of becoming interested in the opposite sex, or past this faze, is not interested in the opposite sex. But at the same time they aren't gay. Its can be abbreviated to KGS for short.
guy: "Why hasn't Chad had a girlfriend yet?"
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."
by EAT MY DEATH March 31, 2009
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Kinderwhore

A fashion trend in the early nineties which was probabaly indirectly influenced by japanese kawaii, and popularised by courtney love, where a girl mid teens - any age really puts on torn babydoll dresses, cigarette burned tights and biig boots......grungey with a little girl/whore type thing. smudgey eyes and messed up hair.. like you fucked all night and rolled out bed the next morning. niiice.
courtney love dressed kinderwhore. Kat Bjelland claimed courtney stole the style off her. riot grrrl became synonamous with kinderwhore
by soppphie August 30, 2006
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kinderclatter

The noise emerging from an elementary school playground when children are let out.
Our apartment was overlooking a schoolyard. Several times a day, the kinderclatter burst through the window.
by Lil Blume April 11, 2008
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kinderscum

A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.
1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.

2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."
by DigitalWings January 2, 2009
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