king of shit island

When everyone wants to be in charge of a shitty job or task.

Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?

Worker 1: I'll do it.

Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.

Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.

Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.

by XP-Guidogangsta January 23, 2014

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king kong shit

A shit that is so awful that it rips your anus and destroys any toilet that comes in range.

Dude that King Kong Shit clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

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burger king that shit

When you're in a fight, and your coach wants you to take it to the center of the ring.

Coined by Forrest Griffin on The Ultimate Fighter 7, where the ring had a huge Burger King decal on the center. Forrest blurted out "Get in the center! BURGER KING THAT SHIT!!!" while one of his students was fighting.

Get in the center! BURGER KING THAT SHIT!!!

by Demogorgo May 25, 2009

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king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

by PeaTearGriffin June 12, 2005

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shit king

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

that dude can really take a shit ! He is the shit king !

by james ferarro September 1, 2006

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