When a bird is so smoldering hot that you would carry her ass to the top of the Empire State Building (stairs, not elevator) and fight 30s style airplanes in order to ravage (f*ck) her.
Ted: You know Kimber, right?
Ricky: Of course. She is hot.
Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her.
Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.
Ricky: Of course. She is hot.
Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her.
Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.
by Wally Hot Hands February 18, 2010
when you defecate in your hand and use it as a projectile and emit ooga booga noises and aim for her mouth and if successful get a banana a shove it up her bowl
by Chloe&Callum productions April 18, 2021
During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).
Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?"
Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."
Jack: "Nice."
Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."
Jack: "Nice."
by SemanJones January 05, 2013
by boss ton pan cake January 13, 2009
When a man receives oral sex and just before insertion, the giver (man or woman) eats a banana so that the flavor lingers. The receiver then also beats his chest while receiving, ala King Kong.
by Jaja ding dong July 06, 2021
When you drink 3 monster energy drinks and set your girl up in doggy position and fuck her super hard and fast like a gorilla and howl like one
by haejsi April 10, 2020