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Is a person who lives in the smoke city (Bårslöv). It is a person who got E in källkritik. He likes to run but he cant becuase he has hurt hos leg
Kimchi is a male
Kimchi by Filip Carlsson December 12, 2016
Cabbage spiced up to make it dank
Koreans (like me) love to eat it. If you go to any korean resturant kimchi comes out with the food.

Japanese kimchi is fake. Korean kimchi is the real kimchi, and only korean kimchi tastes dank.

Note that kimchi is very spicy, and that most people from the Americas/Europe are like OH SHIT WTF after their first taste of kimchi.
kimchi is very good for your physical health, and it can also quickscope japanese fake kimchis.
when something is getting really heated or intense; lit; fun
--Yo you see those 2 guys fighting over there?
-oh dang that looks a lil kimchi

— you going to the concert this weekend?
- hell yea it’s boutta be kimchi as hell
kimchi by kimchigotspicee October 31, 2017
A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind. A sensitive dummy who can break your bones if you mess up. Laughs without making any sounds. A rare species found near latitude 19.0760°N.
You wish you had a friend like Kimchi, too bad she is in love with a rock.
“You tryna kimchi yeahhh?”
Kimchi by Sweetmama February 10, 2023
Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.

Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.

Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.
The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.
Kimchi by leo123456 December 8, 2023