i will kill you

barneys way of saying give me your address .

"get in the van i have candy and i will kill you" barney said

by bonzerhad November 2, 2017

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking

urban dictionary likes mugs

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

by BenSav February 14, 2022

Kill you in the face

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down

Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

by Forever27 May 25, 2008

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.

by Opinionated Webster June 2, 2016

ill kill you

1. a signal that youve done something very very very wrong.

2. the cue to haul ass.

3.a consequence of doing something very very very wrong and you now need to haul ass.

1. "i peed in your pool."
"ill kill you"
2."shit, dude i just got cought by my girlfriends dad."
(shotgun reloading noise) "ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"

by {[M]}{[1]} October 25, 2004

kill you dead

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.

I'll kill you dead for wrecking into my pickup truck!

by flacker January 19, 2006

mug or i kill you! so get the

urban dictionary will probably advertise for mugs so it says,

Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your "____"

UD: Get the mug or i kill you! so get the mug for your friend Sarah.

by house lol January 27, 2021