kildo

When someone is angry at someone and wants to use a dildo as a weapon... *wink*

"Kildo that biatch!"

by Autumn July 2, 2004

East Kildonan

An area in the eastern area of the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba. A cleaner area of the city compared to Downtown or Transcona where "Easy girls", "Dirty Natives", and "Wannabe Gangsters" are rarely found.

Don't leave your car unlocked in East Kildonan after 11... Someone from Downtown might steal it.

Don't leave your dick out in East Kildonan after 11... Some trashy chick from Transcona will fuck it...

And watch out... You'll get Syphilis... I know I did.

by Mega-Jeff January 11, 2008

St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date

When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.

"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."

by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012

Kildo

A long black 10" dildo that has been used on a short man name Kyle to try and tickle the Prostate. Kildo's are only used on guys named Kyle.

Come on honey, its my turn to get anal pumped. Please use the Kildo on me.

by Turd Furguson November 10, 2004

kilduct

to rob a gas station only for its gas.

The punishment for kilducting is death!!!!

by bread infection November 30, 2009

kilder

Real Nigga whit a dagger dick and very borrow and handsome can be found yelling Brown power

Hi Kilder have my kids “ok”

by Yxung Daggxr Dxck November 19, 2019

kildoper

A term used for someone (who is a man) who tends to dress up as a girl, and then proceed to have sexual intercourse with other men.

Man 1- Hey, do you see that hot chick over there.
Man 2- Bro, that's a kildoper.
Man 1- Kildoper means to stick your male reproductive organ into a hot bong.
Man 2- My bad.

by THE OG GEHL September 8, 2021