kielsey

A beautiful girl with a FAT ass. Laughs a lot or not at all.

Aron: yo do you know Kielsey?
Mike: absolutely, I would wife that ass--girl.

by Jarrod1597 September 20, 2016

kugelschreiberspitzer

German for a ballpoint pen sharpener - the most useful tool on the planet

Oh damn, my pen's gone dull, wish I had a kugelschreiberspitzer right now!

by kugelschreiberspitzer December 12, 2021

tongue kagels

Act of linking envelopes.

I just licked 250 envelopes. I really got my tongue kagels in today.

by Ron Plaetzer July 13, 2006

Flexing Kegels

Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.

“Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”

by The Z Meister June 7, 2022

pre-Kegels

Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.

In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!

by QuacksO November 5, 2024