Kielbasa Lips

When an overweight female wears unflatteringly tight bottom-wear, such as elastic capri pants, and spandex. Thus confining her fat labia onto either sides of her pant seam, and creating the illusion that she is smuggling two greasy kielbasa over the German border in her drawers.

Man that bitch is fat...

OMFG, she has kielbasa lips!

Oh dude, you're so right,

Yea, I seen them when she did that cartwheel!!!

by .Tiff.A.Knee. July 6, 2006

Kielbasa car wash

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.

The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.

by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021

Kielbasa Ring

Is when a group of males or women with strap-ons get in a circle and shove their members or devices into the person's brown daisiy in front of them until a ring is formed.
A Ring Master is the first and last one to get poked in the ring

it was time for party games, Hoagie Dan was besides himself when he was picked to be Ring Master for the Kielbasa Ring.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017

kielbasa breath

Afflicted with phallitosis.

Yo, kielbasa breath, brush your teeth after dating or step back a few feet to continue this conversation.

by harry flashman October 9, 2003

Kielbasa Squad

the kielbasa squad is a group of polish immagrants in new britain, ct that are fresh off the boat. these aren't juss regular immagrants eitha these are those america sucks immagrants. the kielbasa squad has all da advantages possible for them cuz dey r sent 2 the class wit da polish biased teacher. it consists of 2 main ppl cezary and sum otha polska man named adrian. so in other words fuck the kielbasa squad and fuk those poland bastards who think dere betta das y dey came here n e wayz.

"i can't believe the kielbasa squad got 2 go see that movie" he said
"i kno rite those fuckin polish bastards" i said

by Jimmy Cre. December 3, 2006

Kielbasa Squad

A group of Pollacks who seemingly run an Electronics division of a technical school in central Connecticut.

\\\"Wow, those Pollacks must have some kind of connection, huh?\\\"
\\\"Well, duh, they\\\'re all part of the Kielbasa Squad, just liketheir instructor, Jarosz.\\\"

by Librom December 9, 2008

kielbasa posse

A group of at least 4 extremely overweight females. Usually, each member in the group must have more chins a Chinese phone book. The smallest member of the group must not weigh less than 275lbs....... unless they are under 4'9". They are usually seen on their way to McDonald's for a snack to hold them over until they get to Pizza Hut for dinner. Total daily caloric intake for the group must be within 250 calories of a pod of blue whales.

Clear the sidewalk, here comes a kielbasa posse!!!!!

by MeHungLo February 10, 2025