Ohmy corndogs man. She is this greatest human ever to walk the planet. Cuter than MArtin Freeman, more intelligent than Sherlock Holmes, she deserves a BAFTA for her stunning sense of humor, award worthy good looks, the softest flesh ever known to man. She is the perfect person to fangirl with things about and has a great tumblr. She has a profound love for shoulder blades and collar bones and boys who are scrawny as fuck (i.e. Colin Morgan, Ben Whishaw). She has an amazing sense of style and is very creative and makes lots of neat stuff. She is loyal, caring and kind and a RAVENCLAW.
by The Ocelot Polisher January 5, 2013
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Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.
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Get the help, i've been kidnapped mug.I always worry about what innocent people could be tied up in the back of all the kidnapper vans I see on the highways.
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Get the Kiona mug.Someone who steal people and keeps them in their basement for future use. Generally ugly and lacking swag and can't get their own girls so they have to steal them.
girl 1: I'm afraid ryan might be the stalker who is going to kidnap me
girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper
girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper
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