Kiddie Pooling

When you try to motor-boat a girl with small boobs.

"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".

by Red Omen June 9, 2011

Kiddie Pool

When two or more males ejaculate into a cup of water and mix it together to have their kids (sperm) swim in the pool

Yo! lets go to my house and have a kiddie pool!

by TheRealPoopDaddy April 14, 2020

swimming in the kiddie pool

When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you

Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"

by cougartown1357 July 7, 2010

Splashing in the kiddie pool

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.

Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.

by nubnibs May 26, 2015

Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

by Ballsakless February 12, 2023

Kiddie Pool

When you ejaculate into your partners belly button.

My girlfriend likes when I give her a kiddie pool.

by Moto611 May 19, 2024

kiddy pool

when a male masturbates on his back and the semen fills his belly button

dude that was sick i made my own kiddy pool

by moremashpotatoes June 2, 2020