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Flying kangaroo

A Flying kangaroo is a sexual manuever where a man ties his lover down to the bed and attaches a fanny pack to her. The man then proceeds to climb atop of an elevated surface in order to preform a kangaroo-esque leap into the woman's pouch. The man screams GOOD AY' MATE as he flies through the air approaching the pouch. As he is flying towards the ground the man inserts his dick into the fanny pack.
After seeing a hole in his moms fanny pack and his dad popping ibuprofen, mike knew his parents had attempted a flying kangaroo.
by Floppy to nut January 23, 2018
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Literal Kangaroo

A term used by alt-right personality Dave Rubin to describe Australians who have turned in their firearms to their government and have no other choice but to run/bound from danger.
Alt-right friend: Did you see the news about the guy fleeing the attack in Sydney? He is a Literal Kangaroo.
by BLU3L4NTERN September 18, 2019
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Kingani

Kingani is the gatekeeper of memes and is always stoned
Person 1: See this gnome?
Person 2: Are you stoned?
Person 1: ..... Yes
Person 2: Okay, Kingani
by SynMoose June 9, 2019
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golden kangaroo-pouch

The act of stretching one's scrotum over the penis creating a pouch-like containment area and urinating on one's testicles.
Yo I just saw my dad giving himself a golden kangaroo-pouch!
by Peter Ninncompoop January 3, 2010
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Kangaroo Cry

When a baby kangaroo leaves it's Mother's pouch, it lets out a cry when it gets separated and cannot find her. The mother kangaroo is able to distinguish her baby's cry and searches for it.

Justin Furstenfeld of Blue October said, "Kangaroo Cry" was written for the troops having to leave their families behind. Something he witnessed in airports while touring and was moved to write this beautiful song. In the song, "she" would be a solider's daughter being left behind. As the child loses sight of her parent, she lets out a "kangaroo cry" in hopes of being found.
Dan heard a song about a Kangaroo Cry. Unable to grasp the depth of the lyrics, he decided they had to mean nothing and ignorantly proceeded to voice his conclusion, causing people around the world to shake their heads in pity for his gross lack of comprehension.
by bluedecember29 October 23, 2013
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bleach the kangaroo skull

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.
by Mr. Dyche March 28, 2009
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Kianna

Kianna is a loyal trustworthy person she not only cares about herself but she also cares about others she will listen to what people say and then give her advice to see people happy and smile and together as one is what she likes. She likes to have fun and hangout with people even though she may seem shy she will open up if she trust you she doesnt like being lied to and sense problems a mile away when she gets mad she will go off and scream she has a short temper and little understanding with a bad attitude if talking to her she wants to see eye to eye not ni text or phone call because she wont care they get annoyed easy sleeps with a sweater at night and take it wherever she looks up to people who she know will always be there for her she trust that person to doesn't want people walking out of her life she admits when she is wrong shes a very good role model she will ride out keep promises to all show love and respect she like criminal things once you have her trust dont burn the bridge with her because she will let you go and keep doing her she like to call another person her godmother and wish to spend a week and sometimes full day with them kiannas are very intelligent and outgoing people who lend a hand and helps other
I trust her so much with so many secrets that's kianna

Dont take their kindness fir weak thats a kianna
by kormian May 4, 2014
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